What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?