Which parent knows if you are running late?

How did the pirate call his mother?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?