Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What fish only swims at night?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What makes music in your hair?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?