What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What snacks always have the best tan?