What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What insect runs away from everything?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why do all the planets get along?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?