Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How do bees get to school?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
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