Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
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