Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why was the spider so smart?

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Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

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What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?