Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How does the sun listen to music?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?