How long do chickens work?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?