Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What type of car do planets buy?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What goes zzub, zzub?