Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?