Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What famous scientist will try anything?