Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?