What do ducks have for lunch?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why was the musician arrested?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do little fish love to play with?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why do people always trip on September 22?