What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

A book just fell on my head.

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?