I like telling Dad jokes.

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What nationality are most fish?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?