What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which state is the cleanest?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?