Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the sickly elevator say?