Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?