Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which fly makes films?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
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