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Because chickens can't fly.
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What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
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What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
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What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
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