Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is the smallest lion?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the foal cough?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
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