Where do birds go to drink?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call stolen cheese?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why was the math book sad in winter?