What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a Russian flea?
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