Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?