Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?