Why do basketball players like cookies?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?