What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a dancing sheep?