What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the confused bee say?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do naked fish play with?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
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