What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What kind of bird can write?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?