What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?