What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?