What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's the coldest vegetable?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?