What disease was the horse scared of getting?

How does a squid go into battle?

What fish sings the best?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What school subject really rocks?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?