Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What animal loves Indian food?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?