What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How do fall and winter say hello?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?