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What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
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What animal likes to party the most?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
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