What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

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Where is the coldest place to work?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why are fish such good architects?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do ducks have for lunch?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?