What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
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