What kind of ant is good at math?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?