What do cows always add to their salad?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?