What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
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