Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?