What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What does an evil hen lay?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?