What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Where does water do all its banking?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What animal floats best?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?