Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What fish sings the best?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?