What do you give a sick pig?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why are trees always so positive?