Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do cows say when you milk them?