Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
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