What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Where would you find an elephant?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?