What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Where do polar bears vote?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?