What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What was the first animal in space?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?