What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

How does dinner smell?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why was the bee sad?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which fly makes films?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?