Why are grandkids so great?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What siblings are always sad?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?