Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?