Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What is the most faithful insect?

How do you arrest a pig?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What country has the most fish?

What tea do footballers drink?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?