Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What kind of bird can write?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?