What are the strongest days of the week?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?