What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?