What condiment has wings?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

How does a cow do math?

What bird is always sad?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why did the fish blush?