What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do you call a sad latte?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?