What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What name sounds like the past tense?
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What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
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What do rich squirrels eat?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
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