What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's a kitty's favorite book?