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What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How do frogs get to work?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

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What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?