Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the loudest sport?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
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