What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?