How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What are the strongest days of the week?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Where do actors go to pray?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?