What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

I broke my finger!

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which former US President was always cold?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?