What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?