What shape has a knighthood?

How are mountains able to see?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?