Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why was the dog so popular?