Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the airline worker name her child?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?