Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Which hot drink loves golf?