How often should you make chemistry jokes?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?