What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What horn never makes a sound?
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