Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What did March say to the madness?