Why is a computer so smart?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Which famous author is also a ruler?