Why did the professor write on the window?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do you call the dog magician?