Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What game do cows play at parties?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?