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How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

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