I like telling Dad jokes.

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What is a cow's dream job?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

How do you organize a space party?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you find at the end of everything?