What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
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