Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?