What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
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