Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?