What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
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