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Why are bakers so good at math?

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What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

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What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

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What famous scientist will try anything?