Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why was the math book sad?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Did you know that felines don't bite?