What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What fish sings the best?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?