Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why is summer always sad?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?