Why did the frog have a long face?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why is spring the oddest season?

How do horses stay in such great shape?