What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?