Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What school subject really rocks?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?