What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Which animals make the best football players?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

How does a cow do math?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Where does food go to take a nap?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?