What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why was the horse so happy?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What car always breaks the rules?