What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?