What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What season begins with a thud?

Which state has the best streets?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why was the musician arrested?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?