Why was the cat so small?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?