Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?