Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
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