What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why was the cat so small?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why do all the planets get along?

How do snowmen get information?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?