How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Which state is the cleanest?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?