Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

When do cows get tired?

What fish sings the best?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why do mice need oiling?

Why is the beach so confident?

Where do chips wear socks?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?