Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why was the dog overweight?