What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What's the most determined bird?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?