What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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