What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
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