What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
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