What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How long will dinner be?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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