What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's black and white and red all over?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Where does breakfast live?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What is the best Christmas present ever?