What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's E.T. short for?
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Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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