What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
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