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Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What is another term for the price of gas?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What siblings are always sad?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?