What do you call the successful dog detective?

How does a penguin build its house?

What did the sick chicken say?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is a table you can eat?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?