What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

How long will dinner be?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?