What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

How do snowmen get information?