What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?