What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?