What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?