To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?