Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do cats wear to work?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?