Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
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