Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do bees buzz?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?