The museum curator needed a break.

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?