What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Someone stole all my lamps.

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?