You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Which computer won the talent show?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?