What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?