What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?