What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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