Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Which subject has two parts?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What siblings are always sad?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?