What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the spider so smart?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do you get kids to do something?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
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